This picture is the sole-reason why I don't go to mothers day brunch at Perkins. Highly overweight moms and moms to be, ruins the brunch for everyone. Let me bitch here, this mothers day I went to Perkins, and I walk up to the dirty cheap buffet at Perkins to get my 1 dollar dessert, which actually is pretty good. (well from what i remember one night when i was drunk). Anyways back to the point here... All the pie was gone from the buffet. And long behold I see this 400 pound woman next to me, chow down on her "several" pies. She was too heartless to share with me. I was truly amazing and disgusted how she was downing those pies, when I asked her "why did you take so many pies?" she mumbled real quickly that "they were gifts from herself for mothers day..." Good for you, but I was left pieless...bitch... I am sure the only mother she will be is to a double chicken burrito from Chipotle. But in the end who am I to judge? The mom to be and her 400 pounds beat me out to the last two pies left from the buffet, most americans consider this a nobel impressive act for her size because she didn't even use her scooter.
Remember: This should be a lesson learned for all Americans, Do Not Go To Perkins on Mothers Day.
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