Lindsay Lohan American Drunk Princess For Mayor of Wasilla, AK 2011.
"Lindsay's a great gal, and she really knows about her vodka, which is good because Russians like vodka. Ya know we can see Russia from my house in Wasilla. So its important to like vodka."- Sarah Palin during a red carpet event for her new hit series, "Palin's Alaska."
JUST IN: (R-AK) Lindsay Lohan vows upon her election bid, she will drill for more oil to cover costs for her new bill, "The Patron and Prescription Pills Act."
If elected Lindsay will become the second uneducated woman to become Mayor of Wasilla.
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